Joke: In a hospital waiting room a guy is anxiously waiting for his wife to have their first baby, after 2 hours, a nurse comes bouncing though the labor room doors with a little baby cradled in her arms and asks for Mr. Johnson.
The guy proudly announces," that would be me!" He jumps out of his chair and runs over to her and says, "is that my baby?", the nurse replies, "why yes!"
She starts to hand him the baby but instead grabs it by the feet, swings it over her head and slams it into the tile wall. It's brains and guts splatter everywhere; the guy then screams, "Jesus Christ, what in the hell did you do to my baby ? !!!!" she replies, "April Fools!, things been dead for an hour."
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