I don't even care

Yeah, yeah, yeah the first week of our draft is in the books and surprise, surprise yours truly was not only successful in absolutely crushing McIntyre but also easily took the weekly points leader. It went a little something like this:

I had a dream last Thursday night, in my dream I was down a well looking for the coin I had made an unfulfilled wish on ala Corey Feldman; next thing I know I come across this gorilla in a cave with a door behind him. Over the door is the name "Chester Copperpot"; in my dream I shattered the door with a solid roundhouse kick from hell. Once through I see sitting naked atop a pile of of pylons (I cannot make this stuff up) a girl I went to high school with named Taylor Nunes. I woke up sweating and immediately realized the importance of the divine message I had just received: Chester Taylor is doomed, I must start Adrian Peterson.

The rest is history boys...sorry about this weekend Joe. So far no dreams though so maybe you'll have a shot.

Joke of the Day

Joke: In a hospital waiting room a guy is anxiously waiting for his wife to have their first baby, after 2 hours, a nurse comes bouncing though the labor room doors with a little baby cradled in her arms and asks for Mr. Johnson.
The guy proudly announces," that would be me!" He jumps out of his chair and runs over to her and says, "is that my baby?", the nurse replies, "why yes!"
She starts to hand him the baby but instead grabs it by the feet, swings it over her head and slams it into the tile wall. It's brains and guts splatter everywhere; the guy then screams, "Jesus Christ, what in the hell did you do to my baby ? !!!!" she replies, "April Fools!, things been dead for an hour."

New additions!!: Penny's Dog House

I wanted to introduce a new member to the BTree Watchdog family: Penny's Dog House.

As it is warranted I will speak with Penny about some recent event, person or other little bitch that has really put a hair across her ass, bunched her panties, ruffled her feathers, chapped her hind quarters, got her hot under the collar, put her titties in a wringer, bundled her undies and just generally got her really fucking heated.

This week the inaugral distinction goes to:

Lloyd Carr, head coach Michigan

The biggest upset in college football history, period.

What a loser, this guy is. I mean, who doesn't go for two twice for no apparent reason? This game didn't even have a line it was so lopsided, Appalachian St. was scheduled to ease a very young Michigan defense into the season, it was played at the largest college stadium in the country with upwards of 150,000 seats all of which were filled with very loud Wolverine fans.

Bottom line: this shouldn't have happened and you have to blame the loser coach, he's lost 4 straight bowl games...Bo Shembeckler's rolling in his grave right now.

Lloyd, welcome to Penny's dog house my friend...may she drop a steaming pile of poo on your brainless head.

14 Year Old Hurls No No For Sox!!!!!

What a night, I was honored to be able to watch impossibly young looking Clay Buckholz toss an absolute gem en route to the first rookie no hitter in the history of the Bo' Sox. I remember certain moments in sports forever like Viantieri's kick against Oakland, the Sox winning it all and Pedro tossing Don "Little Gerbil" Zimmer...I remember exactly where I was and who I was with. Last night was one of those, it also marked the first time I've seen Tim cry....thanks beautiful.

In lieu of the recent mini-slide, including the three game sweep to the Yanks, I was starting to get a little fed up with the hometown team.

• JD Drew sucks, sucks, sucks (I wouldn't piss on him if he was burning to death)
• Manny is having one of the worst seasons of his career
• Papi can't get healthy (I love this man and always will)

You could practically feel the momentum reverse as the Red Hose finally looked like they shifted into 5th for the final straightaway into the playoffs. I feel a little better this morning.

P.S. Break out your buffalo skins and moccasins, we're going Injun huntin' next weekend!! FUCK YOU JOBA!!!!

What the fuck is going on here?

So Rodney Harrison is suspended for four games for mainlining growth to come back from an injury sooner, Brady is a father out of wedlock and looks like he doesn't give a fuck and Belichik is banging broads from Foxboro to New Jersey.

I don't like what I'm seeing. The Pats were the lily white virgins of the NFL the past 5 years and it paid off in the form of 3 Superbowl victories. Now we find out that the same little librarian is actually gang banging the entire senior class.

This is not good, this is not good at all.

Oh and by the way, Seymour's out for 6 weeks.

Karma's a bitch people.